Just be sure not to dump it in your own trash can.
Why go for the owner of the balls instead of the balls? The tape wrapped around the wings keeps them from flapping around and beating the hell out of you, and they make a convenient handle.
This bondage and tapeage is more than just foreplay; it's necessary to keep your testicles and tender inner thighs from getting ripped to shreds by the claws on the ends of your date's feet.
You will want an egg-laying hen because she is accustomed to opening up that hole every day to squeeze out an egg which is approximately the same diameter as the average erect penis.
Chickens are monotremes, which means they only have one sewer-pipe down there for your pleasure.